I imagine an untold number of escape plans have been thwarted over the years because of one prisoner’s inability to mask their enthusiasm for the outside world. The other guys involved in the scheme are all telling Mr. Excitement to play it cool in order to keep the guards in the dark, but he just …
Becoming a vampire has its benefits. I’m not referring to your Bram Stokers, Vlad the Impaler, or even the twinkling variety of vampires—I mean being a functional adult while the rest of the city’s sleeping kind of undead. One such benefit is the ability to take advantage of a nearly empty bar while everyone else …
I’m not sure where it all came from, but something inside of my head just snapped the moment I was handed the microphone. Do it. No one’s gonna know. There were approximately two dozen of us foreign teachers on a stage looking out into a sea of Korean faces, and it was my turn to …
